Elite Penguin Force

Elite Penguin Force is the opposing force in the war against PETA

Their duties include: confronting heavily-armed faggots; performing Black Kid rescue and counter-homosexual operations; high risk murders and; entering gay buildings. Such units are often equipped with specialized firearms including submachine guns, assault rifles, breaching shotguns, riot control agents, stun grenades, and sniper rifles. They have specialized equipment including heavy body armor, ballistic shields, entry tools, armored vehicles, advanced night vision optics, and motion detectors for covertly determining the positions of hostages or hostage takers, inside enclosed structures. They also carry electric guitars and scuba diving equipment, just to be safe.