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Jimmy James ancestor, Jimmith Jamesth was born in the year 57 7. In the year of 60 0, Jimmith Jamesth found a Fancy Ketchup packet on the ground. Astonished by the unusual packet, he opened it up to discover a red gooey substance. Without hesitiation, he stuck his tongue in the packet, feeling and tasting the warm tomato paste on his tongue. He needed more. He swirled his tongue around in circles in the packet, slurping every last drop until the plastic edge sliced his tongue. Jimmith Jamesth had a scar on his tongue for the rest of his life, and was passed onto Jimmy James.